YAY! (10 char rule)

CHASERS ARE COMING BACK! wednesday 9:00 abc.

my favourite bit:

(lord of the rings music plays)
Gandalf: Bilbo, you must accompany me to the mountain to slay the dragon knight.
Bilbo: Sweet! Can we take the Manero?
Random guy standing next to him: Sweet! And we can get souvlaki on the way!
B and R: OOH! SOUVLAKI!
Gandalf: Bilbo! Remove those fluffy dice from the ring at once!
B: Awww, but they're fully sick mate.
R: Yeah, fully sick.

ok then??
should be interesting

weird copyright thing at the end of the government ad.

Written by the ACTU
Spoken by the ACTU
In fact everything about it by the ACTU
I'm only talking this fast because Ben Cousins gave me so much speed.

and the bit where they sell shrek stuff.

Craig: Do you want to buy shrek cigarrettes (to little kid)
Kid: You shouldn't have smoking stuff, it makes you die.
C: what if shrek says it's ok?
K: ok

C: Shrek beer for sale.
Little Girl: Little kids can't drink beer.
C: but it's got shrek on it, little kids love shrek.
LG: that's stupid, why would anyone do that.

C: If you're not satisfied with shrek beer, it's only a gateway to shrek, heroin.
Mum: No thanks, we'll take the beer.
C: well this is a free gift (hands over a shrek vibrator)

Shrek Vibrator
(Two settings, high, and low)
(Battery power guaranteed to last at least a week)
(Now glows in the dark!)

roflmao

ROFL!

lol to wednesdays episode.

2 guys talking before the rugby game in the studio area.
The rugby players standing behind them masturbating...

.... odd...